On being ill

I feel like shit on toast!

Unrellated

I have a picture that looks like i have abs...but actualy im sitting on a slide drinking stella!

Geography for the insane

(Watching a programme set in Alaska) ...Is that the North Pole?!

Animal magic

What are kangaroos feet like...are they like horses feet?

Question of the day

Ohmygod, WHAT is brain freeze?

Fun with words

Hears a tv character say (about schnapps) 'it's fun to say'...Long pause...""It is actually!"

Swimming continued...

Goddles don't work so well out of the water